Comfort Girls Interlude: Artistry Against Misandry

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Today we’re going to peel back the layers of the Men’s Rights movement and expose its delicious misogynistic core. Let’s look at Artistry Against Misandry!

Trigger warnings: alliteration, typography abuse, Geocities

Artistry Against Misandry Men's Rights Home Page

Website design? What’s that?

We’ve already looked at the site description in a previous post, but let’s take a quick refresher on AAM and read the Mission Statement:

This website raises awareness of misandry in western culture by supporting the Men’s Rights Movement through various artistic mediums.  This site will proudly endorse and display thought-provoking artistic works submitted by Men’s Rights Activists.

Indeed, AAM should be proud of these thought-provoking artistic works:

Historical Misandry in Pictures by Rod MRA-London Collage

Historical Misandry in Pictures, by ‘Rod MRA-London

Alternate title: “I pasted some shit from Google Images into Paint and called it a day”. Don’t worry, the other AAM contributors put a lot more effort into their work!

Europa Phoenix Mangina Misandry Art

Mangina, by Europa Phoenix

“Feminism as a cult” is a motif you will see repeated in many of the art submissions on AAM. Europa takes it a step further in this next piece:

Bullshit Stinks by Europa Phoenix Misandry Art featuring the KKK

“Bullshit Stinks!”, by Europa Phoenix

Europa at least appears to base these images around concern for men rather than hatred for women, but you’ll soon see that this is the exception on AAM.

When a woman tells you she's tired... by Reality

Untitled, by Reality

Now this is the real driving force of the men’s rights movement. Not “men deserve equal rights”, but “women should learn their fucking place.”

Feminism Empowerment Misandry Art by  Reality

Empowerment, by Reality

But enough pictures, let’s look at the wonderful ways MRAs express themselves through the written word. Besides Comfort Girls, AAM hosts poetry and fiction. It’s all as delightful as you would expect, but here are my top two.

AAM Award For Excellence In Poetry:
Entitlement, by Izzey

 

Pursed lips in the mirror
Slicked with ‘Revlon Red’
Tonight’s the night she snags him
Into entitlement dread

He takes her out to dinner
And buys her sparkling toys
Unbeknownst to future actions
A princess bitch deploys

She works her magic quickly
He’s walking in a trance
A couple of children later…
They’re doing the courtroom dance

The judge says “She’s the momma;
You have to pay the price
Give her the car and condo
And the paycheck, will suffice”.

“You’ll see your kids bi-monthly,
And put up with all her clamor
You’d better follow orders
Or we’ll put you in the slammer!”

It’s hard to put my finger on the best part of Entitlement, but the line “a princess bitch deploys” is hard to beat.

AAM Best Original Fiction 2012:
The Penis Comeback Monologue
, by Jack Riley

This is one of two pieces centering on the Vagina Monologues. The story begins with three “young, handsome, intelligent men” drinking beers and talking about orgasms. The men have just learned that women can have multiple orgasms, and sometimes even whole body orgasms!

“I’m tellin’ ya,” Seth continued. “Women have us men beat. All these years, I thought it was so great being a man, with a penis between my legs—turns out, women have it even better down there, by multitudes.”

You can totally guess where this is going.

The next morning, something strange happened… all three men woke up with vaginas!

A mysterious letter explains that they will have full use of the vaginas for seven days, after which they can choose to keep them or return for a full refund. But it turns out that being a woman is not all it’s cracked up to be!

“I miss peeing standing up,” said John. “And it’s hard keeping it—fresh—down there. I liked having a big clean thing that hangs down there instead!”

“I’m so fucking horny, and I can’t COME!” yelled Ted. “Where’s the release?”

“I got really close a couple of times, I swear,” Seth said. “But then—nothing!”

That’s right! None of the men can achieve orgasm, and they all miss their penises very much. Seth’s extensive research into the female orgasm reveals that some women are unable to achieve orgasm at all because of their genes, and all three conclude that they should stop buying into feminist propaganda about how awesome vaginas are. Vaginas totally suck!

The next morning, all three men get vagina refunds and spend the whole day enjoying the superior male orgasm. Moral of the story: WHO CARES? DICKS!!!!!!!

We’ve come to the end of this rollercoaster ride through the Manosphere. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. If you’re hungry for more, there’s a lot of content I didn’t have room for including music and video! Otherwise, your regular Comfort Girls posts will resume later in the week.

4 comments

  1. razz says:

    Oh no, the International Man’s Day for Mens celebrations are cancelled. What a tragic loss for my city. And what’s up with that feather in the misandry collage? Are feathers sexist now?

    The whole site could just be replaced with, “BOY, I SURE AM GLAD TO HAVE A PENIS UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE,” and it would still serve precisely the same function it does now.

    • Poly says:

      http://itech.fgcu.edu/&/issues/vol1/issue1/feather.htm

      tl;dr: In Britain at the start of World War 1, a movement was created (by a man) to shame men into military service. A group of young women went around handing out white feathers to any men in civilian dress. The feather quickly became a national symbol of cowardice. The White Feather Campaign was strongly encouraged by the (male) English government because it was the most effective way to recruit troops.

      In a limited context, you could view this as discrimination against men. However, it’s important to look at the bigger picture: women were not allowed in combat, and at this point they didn’t even have the right to vote. The White Feather movement was one of the few ways they were permitted to contribute to the war effort, and government propaganda told women that it was their patriotic duty to make their men go to war.

      Of course, men got their own back at the end of the war, when a massive anti-feminist backlash started and women were pressured into giving up their wartime jobs to return to domestic life. Serves you right, bitches!

  2. Oliver says:

    *SIGH* After a long day of dealing with pain and injustice, a lot of it from misandry, then I read this… I… can’t even think of anything to say… At least that one picture wasn’t so bad! I just feel like fainting right now. I’m so tired of this crap, I’m just about ready to give up.

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