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Quote(s) of the Day: Until Abortion Ends

There are few things in life more satisfying than pissing off anti-abortion activists. Personally, I love my monthly abortion vacations, where I infuriate conservative relatives AND lose a little weight at the same time! So when I see pro-lifers actively removing any source of joy in their lives, it’s like hands-free schadenfreude. Below are some of my favourite attempts to bribe (or blackmail?) God into banning abortion for every fetus on the planet forever.

Until Abortion Ends #untilabortionends Butterfingers

Happily depriving myself of Butterfingers, my favorite candy bar, until babies are no longer deprived of LIFE, Even if that means i will never eat one again!!(:

call-of-duty-jesus-parody

Until abortion ends I will no longer play Call of Duty. Once abortion ends I will play Call of Duty all day.

gary-spivey-white-afro-psychic

A few years ago I grew out my hair because I thought it would be fun to have an afro. I became known as “AfroSam.” I cut it off because I hated the attention it won me.

I will not cut my hair until abortion ends. Everytime someone asks about my afro, they will know that abortion is the cause.

We love taco bell, but its loss will remind us of the severity of abortion. We believe that some day we will take our children to taco bell in celebration of the illegalization of child-killing in America. We believe we are fighting a winning battle and one day this country will wake up and be horrified that she is responsible for a holocaust of innocent babies. Goodbye, for now, Taco Bell. But we will meet again.

pokemon-dialga-coathanger

I have loved Pokemon as long as I can remember. But I love babies being born more. So untill abortion end I will no longer view pokemems or buy anything Pokemon related.

I have chosen to give up the comfort of sleeping in a bed or on my simply sack chair, which is super amazingly comfortable.