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Quote of the Day – Baby Mama, an Adventure Time Fanfic

Finn growled at Cupcake man and just left him there, laughing triumphantly. Finn stepped through the candy castle doors (not without glares from the guards and stepped into the castle. A huge picture of Finn and Bubblegum hung on the wall and Finn bit back the erge to spit on it. Peppermint butler led Finn upstairs to where the Princess was. Peppermint butler always hated Finn, it’s why he led Finn to the underworld when he killed his beloved Princess Bubblegum’s princess plant. Peppermint butler served as Princess Bubblegum’s guard for years and had known her forever… but her eyes always admired the human boy more than him. When Princess Bubblegum and Finn started dating it broke his heart. Then when Princess Bubblegum broke up with Finn (which Peppermint butler was happy about) Finn abandoned the kingdom when they needed help… and so they had to keep a barrier around the kingdom (which opened for Finn) and things went into chaos. When Princess Bubblegum found out she was pregnant she at first thought it would bring the hero back… but it didn’t. Finn had abandoned Princess Bubblegum, the kingdom, everyone there. Peppermint Butler wanted to fight Finn but he knew it would anger the princess, make the citizens angry (they wanted Finn back to protect them, they really didn’t like him also because he left the princess), and the most important reason… Peppermint butler was no match for Finn. Also Peppermint Butler hated Marceline (he has red line after all) because she could suck the red out of him, she was dating Finn, she was Princess Bubblegum’s greatest enemy, and she stole Finn away from Princess Bubblegum. So Peppermint Butler kept quiet and led Finn to the Princess’s room… where she wasn’t alone. Princess Bubblegum sad on her bed (her belly bigger than ever), Cotton Candy princess (yeah she’s real) sat on a chair, comforting the crying Princess and glared at Finn. Wildberry Princess on the other side of Bubblegum, giving Finn the cold shoulder. Tiny Princess sat behind Bubblegum, combing through her Bubble gummy locks that were now tangled and looked as if they hadn’t been combed in months. Then sat on the other side of the room were Princess Bubblegum’s angry relatives. One was Lemongrab (her uncle) who paced the room and kept saying over and over to himself “this is unacceptable, completely unacceptable, and TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!” Next to him was Prince Gumball, who was Princess Bubblegum’s twin brother, who was Prince of the Candy Kingdom in the land of Aah. Prince Gumball didn’t like Finn, he reminded him of Fiona. Prince Gumball was always in love with Fiona but she never loved him… she always loved that rebel vampire! Now that rebel vampire’s sister stole his twin sister love away too! Then in the corner sat a fat man with a puffy Bubblegum beard and had a gold candy wrapper gold crown who Finn recognized from a picture to be the bubblegum twin’s father, the king of Candy, Candy King.

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