Hi, friends! I am bringing this blog briefly out of hibernation to share with you the latest political scandal to rock the United States.
Last week in in New Milford, Connecticut, voters were shocked and appalled to learn they had elected a dog to council.
New Milford Councilman Scott Chamberlain, a Democrat, resigned Friday after initially defending his role in the community of people interested in animal role play.
“It’s nothing to do with sex; it’s an interest in cartoon animals,” he told the Danbury New Times Thursday, as screenshots circulated of his profile on a furry web forum.
The shocking discovery came about after a local resident googled the councilman (hereafter known as ‘Gray Muzzle’) and discovered his profile on sofurry.com. Apparently no one else in New Milford uses the internet because Gray had linked his furry identity with his human name several years before even running for political office.
Yeah, OK, I hear you grumbling. We’ve already heard about this from reputable news outlets like the New York Post, Raw Story, Metro, and The Daily Mail; what could you possibly contribute that hasn’t been covered by these hot takes?
Well, it turns out that all of these news articles are focusing on the same point (almost like they’re all just rewriting the same article without doing original research??)
The website, sofurry.com, allows users to ‘love’, ‘like’, ‘tolerate’ and ‘hate’ various topics. On his profile, Chamberlain wrote that he ‘tolerates’ rape.
Yes, it certainly does say that! But here’s the full profile, take a look and see what else jumps out at you.
If you’re not convinced the list is a true and authentic reproduction of Gray Muzzle’s sexual interests, here’s another archived list from 2011.
Surprisingly, all the legitimate news outlets failed to notice “young”, “underage”, “semi-incest”, or the other morally deviant fetishes and instead have chosen “tolerates rape” as the reason to kick this councilman to the doghouse. The appeal of nonconsent in a consensual context – such as roleplay or erotic fiction – is well documented and totally acceptable if it’s a sexy businessman and an innocent virgin girl (or a sexy pirate and an innocent virgin girl, or a sexy bikie and an innocent virgin girl, or a…)
Whether or not masturbating to fictional children is morally equivalent to masturbating to a fictional rape scene is, perhaps, up to personal interpretation (and um, the law). But it is very interesting that the news articles don’t talk about this, and it has resulted in the wider internet becoming furious at what they see as kinkshaming a man out of office.
Or instead talking about how it’s actually web design that’s to blame for this terrible misunderstanding:
Anyway, enough of the politics talk, the real reason you’re here is to see what kind of insane shit this furry councilman is up to. AND BOY, DOES HE DELIVER!
Props to the users of hipinion – they did a lot of legwork which I shamelessly took advantage of for this roundup. Who says forums are dead these days? And an honourable mention to Death and Taxes, the only news outlet to do their own research and point out that this information was always just a Google away.
A quick primer on Gray Muzzle’s writing from what I’ve gathered so far:
His main series is Tina’s Story, following the exploits of a human-poodle hybrid who works at the DMV and is married to a regular human,
The original series appears to have been posted around 2009-2010. Gray commissioned a cartoonist to draw the series, which is still being updated. Amusingly the latest comic arc revolves around Ray being fired from the DMV for having anthro porn on his work computer, then winning his job back after the whole department rallies to support him.
There are a number of characters with short story arcs or spinoffs. Two of Gray’s favourites are the twin teenage cats Felicia and Felicity.
“What do we have here?” She held up the magazine under the covers “Kittens at Play. Look Felicity, these little kittens are even younger than us….and just look what they’re doing!”
Felicity looked over, and shook her head. Then their father spoke…
“Look. Don’t tell your mother. She wouldn’t understand….” he was sweating, now.
The sisters smiled.
“I think we can help each other. Maybe even have some fun.”
Here are a few more of my favourite excerpts:
Her time came, and she went to the hospital to deliver. As the obstetrician assisted, Tina delivered one after another. All Poodle puppies…all white, ten in all. Just as she was about to fall back exhausted, her dog appeared in the delivery room.
“Hey, Dad! Come to see your pups?” she greeted him cheerily
“Dad/ Pups? You’ve been fucking your DOG!”
Ray was furious.
And then it began. The insertion of the speculum. The scraping of her uterus. The suctioning out of it’s contents. But as Tina had predicted, she made it through. By now, Felicia was an ashen gray color. The doctor explained aftercare, and what to expect, but he wasn’t at all sure that the Siamese was comprehending.
The minute he arrived, a silence fell over the party. He was a tall, handsome Asian wolf named Kendo. Standing six foot four, and lean, but muscled, he cast a stunning profile. Dressed casually, but impeccably in a blue shirt, and pressed khakis, every eye at the party was on him. It was up to Ray to break the silence.
“Hey, everyone! This is my friend Kendo….”
The women stood there, staring. Even the staid Mrs Goldstein took him in.
“MUY caliente'” pronounced Rosa.
“hmm how WOULD you circumcise a dog? *pulls up google*”
You see, this was the day of Little Stan’s Brit Milah ceremony, or ‘bris’, the ritual circumcision that every Jewish boy baby undergoes. Traditionally done on the eigth day of life, Stan was of course a fair bit older. Doctor Goldstein solved this by getting a doctor friend to write a letter that he was ‘physically unready’ before now. This was at least partially true. No one had ever really done a bris on a hybrid. Finding a Mohel to perform the rite was challenging. In the end, Doctor Goldstein found one in New York City. The ritual itself was an issue. Since the bris was in effect a circumcision, there was a problem, since dogs don’t have a foreskin. Instead, Stan would have a hatafat dam brit, where the end of the penis is pricked, and a drop of blood taken.
So what do you think about Scott? Cast your vote now!